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Top Five Worst Hitman Disguises
by: Tech21 | November 20, 2000
One of the coolest new features in Hitman: Codename 47 is the ability for
the Hitman to take the clothing of his victims. This disguses him to
fit better into the surroundings or possibly impersonates an important
character to gain better access to the target.
However, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the designers at
IO-Interactive may have got a bit too far with the idea. Sometimes
even a great feature can be spoiled when overdone. Well...I don't know.
Just have a look for yourself.
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Pennywise the Clown
Check the sewage drains before dropping in for cover because, well, you
may have to fight your way out. If you do happen to run into this demonic
clown, I hear the only way to kill it is buy a knife in the heart. So for
god's sake kill the thing and get yourself out of there - don't take his
outfit. Going around scaring kids is the last thing you want to do, and
besides that it just looks really stupid.
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Brett Favre
It's rumored that Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre happens to be
vacationing in Budapest and is staying in the same hotel as our friend the
Hitman. You may run into him around the pool. When he blurts out, "Hey
baldy, go long!", and you are forced to put a bullet in his head, just
hide the body and go on about your business. While posing as Favre may get
you a drink on the house, it wont get you near your target, and his
wife is ugly.
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Dee Snider of Twisted Sister
While they may have lost their fanbase in the U.S., Twisted Sister has
millions of adoring chinese fans, and Hong Kong happens to be a stop on their
Asian tour. If you can get past the bodyguards, do the world a favor and
kill this man. At the same time, do yourself a favor and don't disguise
yourself as a glam metal she-male. Attracting attention to yourself is not
a good practice for a hitman.
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Mario
Yes, the little Italian goomba-stomper is rumored to make an appearance
in the Sanitarium level. He will be a very tempting and easy target seeing
as how he will be in a straight-jacket chained to the wall. Kill him if you
wish but escaping from a Sanitarium in a red shirt and blue overalls with
a plumbers hat may be a bit risky.
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Rock Guitar Player
I don't know this guy's name, but he and Ted Nugent are on poaching safari
in the steamy rainforests of Columbia around the same time the Hitman arrives
there. What a coincidence. Giving these two rockers a bit of there own
medicine may be interesting, but the wildlife rangers have their eye on these
two and getting arrested for killing endangered species may hurt the Hitman's
image. Just feed the bodies to a leopard or something.
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