|
| |
I've used several "Bios" throughout my writing career. Here are some of
my favorites.
 | Hugh Falk is often credited with producing the
world’s first video-gaming magazine, PongWorld, which debuted in 1974. Unfortunately,
an immature gaming market, a total lack of interest in Pong-related news, and the fact
that he was six years old doomed the project to failure. Now he works as just another
writer in the industry he founded.
|
| Hugh Falk is a complete idiot. He has no clue about the gaming industry in general and
wouldn't know a good game if it was crammed down his throat. This biography is dedicated
to those hard-working programmers and quality assurance engineers who have taken the time
to critique his crappy reviews of their perfect games.
|
| Hugh Falk started writing for C|net’s Gamecenter in March of 1996. Since that time,
usage of the Internet has grown over 500%. Although most people believe these facts are
merely coincidental, they have gathered little supporting data.
|
| Hugh Falk believes that all video games are really tests in which the best players will
one day be swept up by aliens to fight for the freedom of the Universe. He has dedicated
his life to critiquing and hopefully improving games for the sake of the Earth and the
Universe.
|
| Hugh Falk currently owns a TRS-80, TI 99/4A, Apple IIc, Vic-20, C-64, SX-64, Atari ST,
Commodore Amiga, two networked PCs and several old game systems. His goal is to someday
load them all into a balloon and use the heat they generate to circle the globe.
|
| Hugh Falk, a known gaming felon, started PC gaming 15 years ago on his TI 99/4A, later
adding a Commodore 64 and an Atari ST to his weapons collection. He is now serving a
five-year sentence writing game reviews.
|
| Hugh Falk first wrote about a Sierra game (Red Baron) in the July, 1993 issue of the TSN
Times. Sierra still gets regular requests for back issues, but only from Hugh Falk
himself. |
| This article marks Hugh Falk's 50th for Gamecenter. It also marks his last review. Think
modern-day Logan's Run: after 50 articles, the jewel in Hugh's hand has started to
blink, and he's been scheduled for execution. |
Hugh, January 1979
|
