Travis Touchdown
(1) Born in Santa Destroy, he's a 25 years old stereotypical otaku
(2) He lives in the motel "No More Heroes"
(3) He's an apprendist of the Master
(4) He named his cat after the girl he loved
(5) He loves Japanese Animes and Professional Wrestling
(6) In an internet auction, he wins a beam katana
(7) He is aired to kill Helter Skelter
( When he kills him, a strange woman says that he's now ranked eleven
(9) He wants to become number one
(10) He enjoy killing people. Strangely, he dislikes killing women.
(11) He wants to find the exit to Paradise.
Sir Henry
(1) He's Travis' twin brother
(2) He's Silvia's husband
(3) He grew up in Ireland
(4) He's a fuckin' snatcher
(5) He fights Travis in front of the Santa Destroy flag
(6) He's just a cool, handsome foyer
Silvia Christel
(1) She's an agent of the UAA
(2) She's a psychopath
(3) She likes to control people
(4) When she was 15, she got married with Henry
(5) She's a really big spender
(6) She helped Travis to clear up a lot of things
(7) In the end, she's disappointed that there will be no sequel
Jeane
(1) She's Travis' half sister
(2) In the past, Travis loved her
(3) In reality, she killed Travis' parents in front of his eyes
(4) Travis must kill her in order to become the number one
(5) Her past is terrible
Jeane
(1) She's Travis' cat
(2) She's named after the real Jeane
(3) She loves to play with Travis before he goes to kill a ranked assassin
Jeane
(1) She's Silvia's daughter
(2) She's seen in the end of the game
(3) She really likes the painting
Thunder Ryu
(1) He's the master
(2) He runs an his own gym
(3) He uses a japanese-styled beam katana
(4) After he gets killed, his soul continues to help Travis beyond death
Randall Lolikov
(1) He is a drunken russian man
(2) He possesses the memories of the killers
(3) His favourite objects are the Lolikov Balls
Helter Skelter
- He is ranked eleven
- He dies before the game starts
- He's very disappointed for not having an his own level
- He's named after a Beatles' song
Death Metal
- Count Townsend is 55 years old and he's english
- He is the Holy Sword
- He is free of desire
- He lives in a mansion very similar to an hotel
- It is not paradise, it's a place to die |
Doctor Peace
- His true name is Pastel Brankino
- He is a corrupt detective
- He is divorced
- His daughter's name is Jennifer
- His dream is to sing in a big stadium
- He stole the golden gun to the one who rightfully owns it
Shinobu
- Scarlet Jacobs is 18 years old
- She's student at the Santa Destroy High School
- She's the daughter of Travis' idol
- Her father was killed by someone very similar to Travis
- She fights with a japanese Katana
- Her right arm is cutted off by Travis, and it's later recovered.
Destroy Man
- His secret identity is John Harnet
- He fights in cosplay
- His Destroy Cannon looks like an Hadouken
- He is unfair
- He is a coward
Holly Summers
- She's a swedish model.
- Usually, she don't say her age to anyone.
- She lost her left leg; it was later replaced by a rocket launcher.
- She likes beach and she's really fst digging holes in the sand.
- Death is the only truth, and you must accept it.
Letz Shake
- He is 22 years old and singapoeran.
- He's the vocalist of a punk band.
- He stole the Earthquake Generator from the US Army.
- The EG contains the brain of its inventor, Doctor Shake.
- Secretly, he is a retrogamer, and he really likes virtual boy.
- He's the strongest and almost unbeatable boss in the game.
Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii
- He is a russian magician and assassin.
- For his shows, he uses chainsaws and knives.
- He thinks that Travis is a pretty good name.
- His work is everything for him.
- He can't perform in total darkness.
Speed Buster
- She's a 76 years old witch.
- She's kinda hard earing.
- Apparently, she and Thunder Ryu had a story.
- Actually, she kills the master.
- Strangely, she considers Thunder Ryu a good man.
Bad Girl
- She's 23 years old and she lives in the basement of Destroy Stadium.
- She dresses in gothic lolita fashion.
- She extremely like to drink beer.
- No matter how many she kills, it's all the same.
- She wins against Travis.
Dark Star
- He is the first rank.
- The beam of his katana is an enormous dragon.
- He wanted to call himself "Death Star", but someone denunced him.
- He isn't Travis father, is he?
Ermen Palmer
- A.k.a. Emir Park Reinold, Killer 9 and the Bloody Earthling.
- He leaves the No More Heroes Motel covered in blood.
- The golden gun rightfully belongs to him.
- He is the Third Eye.
- His black glasses are the devil's glasses.
- He is not Emir Parkreiner, tought. Why should you think something like that? |
