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Looking for
our Diablo II strategy guide? You'll find it right
here. |
 | by Hugh Falk, Lee Hamrick, and George
Jones
A gentle pastoral community has been invaded by the
forces of evil!
Hearing the cry for help (transmitted to us from the voice of Blizzard), our only choice was to
immediately stop all work, forgo sleep, and fight! We turned our most
noble efforts into battling the despicable and flesh-hungry servants of
hell wherever we encountered them.
Three holy avengers, a Warrior (Beefy), a Rogue (Jorgita), and a
Sorcerer (Aldaen) set out to free the village of Tristram from the dark
and treacherous grip of the foul invaders. This innocent settlement had
fallen upon hard times, sure, but we three honest working boys were the
true victims. We were men possessed, not by the foul Dark Lord, but with
the game--the role-playing powerhouse that is Diablo. Two Gamecenter
editors and the vigilant Hugh Falk, while not actually worshipping the
forces of evil, were held captive by this game's insinuating power. Our
spirit guide was the voce of Blizzard, offering some general tips for us
to follow in our compelling crusade.
What is our tale? Gather round, fellow traveler, as we unfold for you
the Gothic nightmares we have seen. Did we succeed in our valiant quest?
Surely you jest. We are here--tattered, soul-scarred, and ready to bleed
coffee and Jolt cola--but here nonetheless.
We are also prepared to spread throughout the land the painful
knowledge we have gained. Are you prepared to join the righteous
campaign against the filthy and defiled? Have you begun to fight the
good fight, but emerged looking for guidance? Fear not: our accumulated
wisdom is here for the taking.
As there is more than one level in Diablo, there is more
than one level in our tale of the game.
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For valiant warriors hungry for the Shockwave version,
abandon all hope ye who enter
here!

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For the more gentle traveler who wants it pure, simple, and
HTML, open
the tomb door here!

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Hugh Falk, a.k.a. Aldaen,
started writing for Gamecenter in March 1996. Since that time, Internet
usage has grown over 340,000 percent. Although most people believe these
facts are merely coincidental, they have gathered little supporting data.
Lee Hamrick, a.k.a. Beefy, is an assistant editor at Gamecenter. He
admires the store-bought yet oddly compelling strength of the Bionic
Woman.
George Jones, a.k.a. Jorgita, is the senior editor at Gamecenter. He
doesn't normally play female characters but sometimes suffers from that
not-so-fresh feeling.
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