The Lost Plot Twists by: Tech21 and Classic | March 18, 2002 "Finding the U'wa Tribe (Withought Being Slaughtered by an Intergalactic Sport Hunter" "I know deez men. Da'ah Green Berets out of Fort Bragg. Did I just say that with an Austrian accent?" "Hmm... from the looks of it, someone - or something - has beat me to the job. So long, buddy." Hitman: "I wonder if he has any idea that I know he's watching me." Predator: *strange gurgling noises* Translation: I wonder if he knows I know he knows I'm watching him." *extremely loud, overdramatic laughter* "He's definitely no drug lord, but I seriously doubt the agency will subtract innocent kill credits for this one..." "But chief, that's not the idol..." "Shh... I know. Just humor him and keep cerimoniously dancing and chanting." "Is that my cellphone ringing?" "Say Hello To My Unnecessarily Large Friends" "I'll never get past that thing! What are feeding these pets nowadays? [gasp] I think it saw me..." "Who goes there!" "Hey! Uh.. Mister... Should I call you mister? Um, you see I'm just trying to get through to Pablo's camp. You see, I work for this..." "Silence! ... What's in it for me?" "You're not into drugs by any chance, are you?" "Listen, Bob, just go along with it. He promised we can have whatever we find."

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