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Hitman Smut: The Update
by: Tech21 | May 22, 2001

Back in March, HitmanHQ lowered all standards of content on the GameSpy Network (please don't tell), by running a feature of the best... well... sexually oriented reader-submitted screenshots. (If you missed it, click here). As a public service, we've chosen not to post screenshots of this nature on the front page as part of Today's Piece of the Action. Instead, you'll find them here, in their own little deviant and extremely juvenile feature article. Make sure your girlfriend (or anyone else you wouldn't want to embarrass yourself in front of) isn't looking, and enjoy.

Submitted by: Karl Svard
Pr0nitude: 7 of 10
Notes: Poolside = good. Bikini = bad.
Submitted by: Liquid Corpse
Pr0nitude: 6 of 10
Notes: The Hitman is only one left standing. What a trooper...
Submitted by: Aaron
Pr0nitude: 7 of 10
Notes: Doctors' offices are always a prime pr0n location. Nice work.
Submitted by: Liquid Corpse
Pr0nitude: 8 of 10
Notes: A voyeuristic look at those dirty Budapest policemen in action.
Submitted by: Mr. Bluurko
Pr0nitude: 9 of 10
Notes: Extra points for the extreme gross-out factor.
Submitted by: Mr. Bluurko
Pr0nitude: 8 of 10
Notes: Definately a good use of surroundings.
Submitted by: eltham154
Pr0nitude:4 of 10
Notes: More naked guys and blood. I thought we covered this in the first installment...
Submitted by: Stealth
Pr0nitude: 8 of 10
Notes: A German dentist, an overweight Hungarian maid, and a genetically engineered clone. Time to party.
Submitted by: Stealth
Pr0nitude: 9 of 10
Notes: Just like doctors' offices, public restrooms are always high-traffic pr0n locations.
Submitted by: Stealth
Pr0nitude: 6 of 10
Notes: Does he always have to be standing? (wait.. I guess he does)
Submitted by: Paul Lawrence
Pr0nitude: 7 of 10
Notes: Poolside Part 2: The Switch.
Submitted by: Thom-the-great
Pr0nitude: 5 of 10
Notes: This is what aficionados tend to call soft-core.

And so the second installment of Hitman smut comes to a close, and we must say goodbye to twelve more images of polygonal porno. Keep those hotkeys tapping guys! Until next time...

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