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« on: October 01, 2008, 10:49:30 PM »

Frosty the snowman

was a holly jolly fool

With a bottle of booze

and a joint in his hand

Poor old bastard could not even stand


Frosty the Snowman

Is a fairytale they say

He was made of snow and a lot of blow

But the children know

How he got stoned and drunk all day


There must have been some magic

In that bag of weed they found

For when they rolled that joint and placed it in his mouth

He began to dance all around


Frosty the Snowman

Was alive as he could be with a joint in his mouth and pissing on himself

And the children say

He could laugh and play

Just the same as you and me


Frosty the Snowman

Knew the sun was hot that day

So he said let's run

And we'll have some fun

Now before I drink myself away


Down to the village

With a blunt in his hand

Running naked here and there

And all around the square

Saying catch me if you can


He led them down the streets of town

Right to the traffic cop

And he only paused a moment when

He heard him holler STOP and Share that weed with me


Frosty the Snowman

Had to hurry on his way for the piss was leaking and he couldn’t wait

So he waved goodbye

Saying don't you cry

I'll be back again some day


Coughety, cough, cough

Coughety, cough, cough

Look at Frosty pee

Coughety, cough, cough

Coughety, cough ,cough

Over the hills of snow he goes
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