SkreamerVirii
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« on: October 01, 2008, 10:49:30 PM » |
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Frosty the snowman
was a holly jolly fool
With a bottle of booze
and a joint in his hand
Poor old bastard could not even stand
Frosty the Snowman
Is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow and a lot of blow
But the children know
How he got stoned and drunk all day
There must have been some magic
In that bag of weed they found
For when they rolled that joint and placed it in his mouth
He began to dance all around
Frosty the Snowman
Was alive as he could be with a joint in his mouth and pissing on himself
And the children say
He could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me
Frosty the Snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I drink myself away
Down to the village
With a blunt in his hand
Running naked here and there
And all around the square
Saying catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler STOP and Share that weed with me
Frosty the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way for the piss was leaking and he couldn’t wait
So he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I'll be back again some day
Coughety, cough, cough
Coughety, cough, cough
Look at Frosty pee
Coughety, cough, cough
Coughety, cough ,cough
Over the hills of snow he goes
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