Title: Frosty the Snowman Remix Song Post by: SkreamerVirii on October 01, 2008, 10:49:30 PM Frosty the snowman
was a holly jolly fool With a bottle of booze and a joint in his hand Poor old bastard could not even stand Frosty the Snowman Is a fairytale they say He was made of snow and a lot of blow But the children know How he got stoned and drunk all day There must have been some magic In that bag of weed they found For when they rolled that joint and placed it in his mouth He began to dance all around Frosty the Snowman Was alive as he could be with a joint in his mouth and pissing on himself And the children say He could laugh and play Just the same as you and me Frosty the Snowman Knew the sun was hot that day So he said let's run And we'll have some fun Now before I drink myself away Down to the village With a blunt in his hand Running naked here and there And all around the square Saying catch me if you can He led them down the streets of town Right to the traffic cop And he only paused a moment when He heard him holler STOP and Share that weed with me Frosty the Snowman Had to hurry on his way for the piss was leaking and he couldn’t wait So he waved goodbye Saying don't you cry I'll be back again some day Coughety, cough, cough Coughety, cough, cough Look at Frosty pee Coughety, cough, cough Coughety, cough ,cough Over the hills of snow he goes |